Why do I have to keep changing my password each time I log on?

I suppose I should not be asking that question here but it is is SO irritating. I type in my password and I get the message "password not recognised." I go thru the process to get now password, light on OK, but next time I log on, it happens again - and again and again. I have txt messages to prove it!

Five months out of work today

My record is six, since I came back to OZ. It used to depress me but now I am used to it, although not financially.

What have I done for the last five months? Computer, cafe, coffee, nap, beach, pub, write, TV.

God I HATE graffiti, computer passwords & sun reflection on my phone!

IHow can that be "Art?" I'm not talking about fucking Banksy. This is just dogs pissing to mark their territories.  Drinking coffee  in J & J on E Street and a bus went by with all the windows covered in scratch "Art". I remember hearing this stupid Sheila on "Q & A" enthusing about how boring it is without street art and if she did not like it on her window she would wipe it off. I suppose having the windows covered I scratches means you can't see the art on the walls outside so it is an ill wind?

Forgot my password today. I keep meaning to erect a billboard outside my flare with my name and password on it. I don't suppose anybody would notice any more than they ever hear those sodding car alarms. What happened to them anyway? Time was, you could not spend a night at home without one going off. You loom outside and there's never anybody there. If I did see a carjacker I reckon I'd have been out there with my toolbox offering to help. Anything to get rid of the din.

Sun reflection on my phone? Tried holding my cap over the phone but I still can't se e a bloody thing.

Predictive text - yes I shall add that onto my pail of whinging list!

Why can't Chelsea just LOSE!?

I think it is time for my pill.

Am I really in a relationship?

Does that sound beyond dumb? Why is a guy in his 60th year asking that? It is worse than the 40 year old virgin,

But I have NEVER been in a relationship before. Talk about uncharted seas. This is Star Trek, or rather "Dave Trek" (but there's no Mr Spock to guide me. I suppose I could call my GP "Bones" though.

after four years and four Grande on four dating sites I met someone whom I had a second date with! And now we have spent a bit if time together, done some of the things I should have been doing in 1970 (the year Black Sabbath had their first hit too. "Happiness I cannot feel and live to me is so unreal?")

We walked down E Street last night holding hands. The last woman I dud that with was my Mum "BTB" (Before The Beatles.)

I do have platonic lady friends, good ones too, and irony upon irony I Meyer most of them internet dating. I never thought there could because third way? Either you meet and go out or you meet and it is "Hello Goodbye." But this is like tossing a country and it lands on its edge? They "like" you but they don't "LIKE" you. "No goosebumps when I touched you." One told me.

Anyway, I said to "A" the other day when we were having coffee in one of  our cafes in E Street, "Am I in relationship?" "Yes." She said (she said.)


"When I think of all the good times that I wasted having good times!"