Am I really in a relationship?

Does that sound beyond dumb? Why is a guy in his 60th year asking that? It is worse than the 40 year old virgin,

But I have NEVER been in a relationship before. Talk about uncharted seas. This is Star Trek, or rather "Dave Trek" (but there's no Mr Spock to guide me. I suppose I could call my GP "Bones" though.

after four years and four Grande on four dating sites I met someone whom I had a second date with! And now we have spent a bit if time together, done some of the things I should have been doing in 1970 (the year Black Sabbath had their first hit too. "Happiness I cannot feel and live to me is so unreal?")

We walked down E Street last night holding hands. The last woman I dud that with was my Mum "BTB" (Before The Beatles.)

I do have platonic lady friends, good ones too, and irony upon irony I Meyer most of them internet dating. I never thought there could because third way? Either you meet and go out or you meet and it is "Hello Goodbye." But this is like tossing a country and it lands on its edge? They "like" you but they don't "LIKE" you. "No goosebumps when I touched you." One told me.

Anyway, I said to "A" the other day when we were having coffee in one of  our cafes in E Street, "Am I in relationship?" "Yes." She said (she said.)


"When I think of all the good times that I wasted having good times!"